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Teeth cleaning kit is the perfect gift idea for all people from your family members to your friends or co-workers.
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I hope you are joking!

I'm not sure my family would really really enjoy a teeth cleaning kit for christmas but everyone is different - I know I'd be really p....d off if someone gave me a practical present for Christmas - I'd rather have nothing! Smellies and bubbles and booze are my choice, if anyone's wondering what to get me!!
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catllar wrote:I hope you are joking!

I'm not sure my family would really really enjoy a teeth cleaning kit for christmas but everyone is different - I know I'd be really p....d off if someone gave me a practical present for Christmas - I'd rather have nothing! Smellies and bubbles and booze are my choice, if anyone's wondering what to get me!!
I think that CPB was quoting an original spam email that the moderators have now suppressed. I am sure that was sensible, but it can make the rest of the thread a bit confusing. I am sure CPB would never send you tooth-cleaning kit for Xmas.

Socks always work for me. Sometimes with santas on. Or headshots of Donald Trump
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Yes, sorry. That was moi. Didn't look to see if there were any responses! :oops:
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Hahahah! With the original post gone I now look like some crazy person advertising teeth cleaning kits...so which of you lucky people will want one 😆😂😉
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That was surely one of the funniest spams, teeth cleaning kit for xmas! :twisted:

Martyn, didn't you share once that you compared the price of a wedding dress to a septic tank? If you have lived that one down, you might want to try this idea!
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Martin those socks are great - I'd order them for you but they don't ship to France!
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I'll have 3 teeth cleaning kits please Celine, with Donald Trump's head on - so I can stick it in my gob and bite down hard!!! :lol:

Sorry all. Should have got rid of the whole thread but it could be the start of a new career for CPB!!! :evil:
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catllar wrote:Martin those socks are great - I'd order them for you but they don't ship to France!
I hadn't realised when I first posted that the socks come with a combable comb-over. Strange to think that stuff like that seemed funny only a few weeks ago.
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Never mind Martyn, in a few months time you'll be able to see the real thing - I'm sure France will be on top of his "countries to visit" list.
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catllar wrote:Never mind Martyn, in a few months time you'll be able to see the real thing - I'm sure France will be on top of his "countries to visit" list.
Apparently he has a full-time hair-wrangler, two steps behind with an industrial-size can of hairspray. Or maybe that's just fake news. But I guess his minders will check the weather forecast if he ever comes down this way.
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