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Posted: Sat 22 Oct 2016 19:54
by CPB
Posted: Sat 22 Oct 2016 20:26
by catllar
I hope you are joking!
I'm not sure my family would really really enjoy a teeth cleaning kit for christmas but everyone is different - I know I'd be really p....d off if someone gave me a practical present for Christmas - I'd rather have nothing! Smellies and bubbles and booze are my choice, if anyone's wondering what to get me!!
Posted: Sun 23 Oct 2016 17:49
by martyn94
catllar wrote:I hope you are joking!
I'm not sure my family would really really enjoy a teeth cleaning kit for christmas but everyone is different - I know I'd be really p....d off if someone gave me a practical present for Christmas - I'd rather have nothing! Smellies and bubbles and booze are my choice, if anyone's wondering what to get me!!
I think that CPB was quoting an original spam email that the moderators have now suppressed. I am sure that was sensible, but it can make the rest of the thread a bit confusing. I am sure CPB would never send you tooth-cleaning kit for Xmas.
Socks always work for me. Sometimes with santas on. Or headshots of Donald Trump
https://www.amazon.com/Gumball-Poodle-D ... B01CZHOXGM
Posted: Sun 23 Oct 2016 19:28
by Kate
Yes, sorry. That was moi. Didn't look to see if there were any responses!
Posted: Mon 24 Oct 2016 09:26
by CPB
Hahahah! With the original post gone I now look like some crazy person advertising teeth cleaning kits...so which of you lucky people will want one 😆😂😉
Posted: Wed 26 Oct 2016 21:14
by Sus
That was surely one of the funniest spams, teeth cleaning kit for xmas!
Martyn, didn't you share once that you compared the price of a wedding dress to a septic tank? If you have lived that one down, you might want to try this idea!
Posted: Thu 27 Oct 2016 00:06
by catllar
Martin those socks are great - I'd order them for you but they don't ship to France!
Posted: Thu 27 Oct 2016 09:52
by Kate
I'll have 3 teeth cleaning kits please Celine, with Donald Trump's head on - so I can stick it in my gob and bite down hard!!!
Sorry all. Should have got rid of the whole thread but it could be the start of a new career for CPB!!!
Posted: Mon 05 Dec 2016 13:21
by martyn94
catllar wrote:Martin those socks are great - I'd order them for you but they don't ship to France!
I hadn't realised when I first posted that the socks come with a combable comb-over. Strange to think that stuff like that seemed funny only a few weeks ago.
Posted: Tue 06 Dec 2016 09:14
by catllar
Never mind Martyn, in a few months time you'll be able to see the real thing - I'm sure France will be on top of his "countries to visit" list.
Posted: Tue 06 Dec 2016 11:38
by martyn94
catllar wrote:Never mind Martyn, in a few months time you'll be able to see the real thing - I'm sure France will be on top of his "countries to visit" list.
Apparently he has a full-time hair-wrangler, two steps behind with an industrial-size can of hairspray. Or maybe that's just fake news. But I guess his minders will check the weather forecast if he ever comes down this way.