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National Joke Day

Post by PublicInfo » Fri 17 Aug 2018 10:32

Supposedly August 16th was national joke day on social media.

A man was arrested and taken to an interrogation room.
He says to the police officer “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer presentâ€￾
“You are the lawyerâ€￾ says the policeman.
“Exactly, so where’s my present?

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Post by PatrickF » Sat 18 Aug 2018 14:18

An American couple are on a driving holiday through Wales, and pass through the town named
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

They were obviously having trouble trying to say the word and neither really knew the correct Welsh pronunciation. So, they decided to stop for lunch in the town and maybe ask a local to say the name properly for them.

As they sat in the restaurant, the husband leaned over to talk to a young blonde girl sitting at the next table.

"Excuse me" said the man. "We were wondering if you could tell us the name of where we are. Could you pronounce it really slowly? Would you mind?"

The young blonde looked at the man in a slightly bemused way, leans over towards him and says...

"Burrrrrr...Gurrrrrr...Kiiiiiinnng"

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Post by Owens88 » Sat 18 Aug 2018 22:38

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Post by Kate » Sun 19 Aug 2018 00:30

What do you call a Spanish flasher?
Senor Willy.

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Post by martyn94 » Sun 19 Aug 2018 11:22

PatrickF wrote:An American couple are on a driving holiday through Wales, and pass through the town named
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

They were obviously having trouble trying to say the word and neither really knew the correct Welsh pronunciation. So, they decided to stop for lunch in the town and maybe ask a local to say the name properly for them.

As they sat in the restaurant, the husband leaned over to talk to a young blonde girl sitting at the next table.

"Excuse me" said the man. "We were wondering if you could tell us the name of where we are. Could you pronounce it really slowly? Would you mind?"

The young blonde looked at the man in a slightly bemused way, leans over towards him and says...

"Burrrrrr...Gurrrrrr...Kiiiiiinnng"
Restaurants and lunch in Llanfair PG? Not when I lived around there.

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