P-O LIMERICKS

There was a young lady from Maureillas
Who got stung by a bee on her sorry ass
“Mon Dieu what a prick”
cried our little French chick
“Now we must find a vicar to Maureillas” (marry us?)

A popular girl from La Jonq
Stopped work after her 50th bonk.
She walked round the town
Cos she couldn’t sit down
Til numbed by a litre of plonk.

There was a young man from Canet
who when peeing had tendance to spray
He was much in demand
For a walk in the sand
to soothe jelly fish stinging away

There was a young man from Port Bou
Who stuck to his girlfriend like glue
She traded him in
For a cartload of gin
And everyone said ‘what a coup’.

There once was a fille from Cerbère
Who got bit on the bum by a bear
‘Twas a bit of a cheek
And our gal fair did shriek
Til the bear got chased off by her mère!

There was a young woman from Elne
Who swallowed some pips from a meln
When asked “does it hurt?”
She unbuttoned her shirt
and displayed a large tum with a bell on!!

A fellow I know who’s from Claira,
Looked just like Tom Cruise only squarer.
A good-looking buck,
Not at all like a duck,
A handsome young drake would be fairer.

When travelling back from Le Perthus
With a collection of girls who were loose,
I was stopped by the Douane
Who searched through my van
And asked “Are they for your own use?”

A seedy old drunkard from Perps
Got sozzled each night drinking turps.
His favourite game
Was to set things aflame
By igniting his inflammable burps.

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  1. There was a blond bombshell named Kate
    Who never put on any weight.
    E’er willing to dine
    She would sup all the wine
    And scoff every scrap from her plate.

    With apologies

  2. Let me tell you a story I know
    Of an English gal in the P-O
    A great rag she ran
    With her Anglophone clan
    Getting pissed on the deck of her bateau

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